Straight girls who are incredulous at the thought of an f/f relationship because they think it would just be like “having a relationship with your best friend, how could I take that seriously?” Is sooooooooo disturbingly sad because like, yeah, a relationship should be with someone you consider your best friend? It just shows how straight people have this fucked up perception of what a relationship is supposed to be like it rly backs up heteronormative roles of men basically looking for a second mother to do everything for them and women looking for someone to take care of instead of being an equal partnership with someone you both love as a partner and like as a friend
(Source: lesbianmason)
the-thought-emporium-imperial:
reblog for noises
“I wonder how this baby sounds”
“Ah. Like a mix between an electronic device on the fritz and what I imagine a baby raptor sounds like. Got it!”
I see, so it speaks fluent power drill.
me: hey
customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE
me: okay let me know if you have any questions !
(Source: girls4thor)
Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!
LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED
shows up to inktober 2 weeks late with dogs
(Source: cornwolf-sketch)
This is the kind of content I like to see
how to write an 8 page paper the night before while depersonalized: a paper by me!
someone: *calling me on the phone*
me: damn… now i have to let you go to voicemail because you made me anxious
Rákonymatek
They’re learning math now??
doing his taxes